derinthemadscientist:

quendergeer:

songsaboutswords:

my lord i had forgott the Fart

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

I like the implication that she forgot and then remembered when he came back. Should’ve stayed at sea.

xtremecaffeine:

jas720:

xtremecaffeine:

but why do you need both a fan and kirby?

To keep Kirby cool

that is fair and makes perfect sense

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

cashhhmani:

elaxisfae:

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them